When you’re in the ocean, you’re only a visitor. A kayaker in New Zealand paid the price for stepping onto the turf of a territorial seal while out on the water off Kaikoura on New Zealand’s South Island when the seal jumped out of the water and slapped the hell out of the guy with an octopus. You read that right.
As Dave Chappelle playing Rick James would say, “What did the eight tentacles say to the face?”
Slap.